Boxer Rules Regarding Possessions:

1. If I like it, it is mine.
2. If I chew it, it is mine (and all the pieces are mine).
3. If it looks like mine, it is mine.
4. If I break it, it is yours, unless I still want it.
5. If I break it, you can't scold me (because I'm so cute.)
6. If I can't reach it and I want it, I'll stare at it until you notice and then you'll get it for me.
7. If I want you to play with it, I will drop it on your lap or at your feet (no matter how dirty or wet it is).
8. If I make a mess, you'll smile while cleaning it up (see Rule 5).
9. If it is buried, I may dig it up.
10. If I want to bury it, I may.
11. If you forget Rule 5, I will forgive you.