The Top 10 Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers:

Adapted and Modified from the Golden Retriever Mailing List


10 Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.

9  Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.

8  Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.

7  Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."

6  Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.

5  Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome

4  SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test. 

3  Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.

2  Sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.

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